we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
my sisters under your porch take her home
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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