Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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