You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Randomize
