idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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