VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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