Porn is love you can see.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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