oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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