her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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