you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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