North Korea, Best Korea!
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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