My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize