Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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