are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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