He is such a slut. More and more my type.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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