it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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