Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
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