i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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