ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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