Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
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