My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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