Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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