I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
