I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I have fence marks all over my body
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Randomize
