honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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