marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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