Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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