did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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