so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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