At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
