I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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