just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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