Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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