it's not cheating when I paid for it
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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