This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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