awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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