2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Dignity is for republicans.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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