just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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