what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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