those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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