id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
tell your sister to shave her snatch
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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