sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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