why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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