So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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