So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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