Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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