next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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