i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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