I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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