So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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