There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I could fuck to npr.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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